jonathan

jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys

robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock

by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019

Jonathan

One small boi.

That’s it.

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.

by Nartima October 16, 2019

Jonathan

A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.

Hey what your name?
My name is Jonathan!
Oh hey Tree boi

by MLGsucci March 8, 2019

Jonathan

A Rat

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!

by Old French man May 28, 2019

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.

Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.

by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018

Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.

"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."

by Zana Bella February 4, 2021