Teacher

Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.

Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35

by Jontronisanazi January 24, 2018

Teacher

A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.

Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!

by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014

TEACHER

IT SUCKS AND IS BORING AS FUCK

THE TEACHER IS DUMB

by TheCreeperGamer February 10, 2020

Teacher

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

by <21savage> March 11, 2019

Teacher

1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck

Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit

by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020

Teacher

Usually mean and wants you to die.

My teacher gave me to much homework.

by TRUTH_TALK April 14, 2015

Teacher

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018