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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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UP It

a phrase used to describe an upgrade on a material thing, or an experience. Upgrading your money, events, experiences, and this only applies when it’s top tier, 5 star, not average. Add more P’s to the end for dramatic emphasis
Me: This year we’ going to Hawaii, but I told the group we taking a PJ, cause I had to UP IT! The group: UP IT! UPPPPPP It!!!
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Do It Up

Do It Up is magic, they know exactly how to lift your mood! They always make everyone around them happy without any ifs or buts. If you want something done, Do It Up will always stand with you and deliver. They love to make people feel special and loved and go above and beyond to make it happen. If you don't have Do It up in your life, you're missing out!
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UP Zürich

Opening the conversation and destigmatizing mental health in our community. Ensuring visibility and accessibility of local resources available, to positively impact your mental health. We encourage you to show up for yourself and those around you.

Speak UP, open UP, and show UP – You are not alone!
It is UP to you.
It is time to speak UP Zürich.

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thumbs up gang

Thumbs up gang is a group of most sexiest and individually and collectively capable people.very dangerous people
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