National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022

international steal a sign day

5 January, the day to steal a sign. It's a great way to start off the new year.

- yo! what are we doing today
- you're kidding me, right? it's the 5th of January,

- Yeah, what about it?

- its international steal a sign day. We're bout to steal some signs man.

by Pab The Builder November 24, 2019

bless yo sneaky link phone day

bless your sneaky link phone

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone”

by ytdilidee June 3, 2024

Beat Up D4C Day

The 28th of November it's Beat Up D4C Day, it requires to beat up a person with the name 'D4C'

Dude: "yo dude it's Beat Up D4C Day! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
D4C: "FUCK NO N O N O"

by OMGLECKSOIE November 26, 2021

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Day

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.

This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.

It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.

by theduckus February 17, 2024

National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

by Daleym October 6, 2022

valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.

"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"

by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017