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National kissing titties day

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
by Kissing titties day February 20, 2023
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National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu
"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"
by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021
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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
by sleeptoken May 17, 2025
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Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want
person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!
by Adecider October 12, 2022
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First Game Of The Day

1) The first League of Legends game of the day

2) This one will be a guaranteed loss if League of Legends streamer "Gross Gore" has his first game of the day.
Gross Gore: Went 12 kills 0 deaths, lost, First game of the day, lads boys.
by Fusive January 14, 2017
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