Dirty Laela

When you rip a cone so hard that the tires of your car fall into the nearest ditch while racking up a phat line while at the beach then at work

Person 1: Where’s your car dard?
Person 2: bruz, I just full sent it head first into a ditch ay.
Person 1: But how??
Person 2: I was rippin a phat doink while racking some coco on me dash, then bang..scunts fkd.
Person 1: bloody did a Dirty Laela ya dumb dawwwg, trues god.
Person 2: Nah shut ya hole, goin to the beach

by Chimney smoke February 14, 2024

bump dirties

A death threat of epic proportions

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.

by Jerome the Black Mamba May 3, 2011

Dirty CJ

When you love yourself so much that you taste your own cum

Have you ever tired dirty CJ

by BigBlackDLover69 June 25, 2025

Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.

Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!

by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025

Dirty LeBunce

When you stick your finger in your own ass and then wipe it on a girls upper lip.

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

I gave this girl a Dirty LeBunce after I took a nasty shit the other night.

by The Real LeBunce April 14, 2009

Dirty Brown Washup

When you sit with your feet in the air, ass pointed directly up, and shit with such force the feces flies up in a parabola, landing on your own face.

Time to go give myself a quick Dirty Brown Washup.

by FugginAll7pmLong September 8, 2020

Dirty Irune

When a person thinks they are gonna leave everyone amazed with a Mario bros smash combo but they simply yell while hitting the pause button and really thinking they did something.

Friend 1: Did you all hang out yesterday to play video games?
Friend 2: Yes, you should have seen Jess she did a dirty Irune again, it was so lame.

by Randomagik March 4, 2024