7 days

When someone hasn't fapped in 7 days. They have to announce it out loud

Guys it been 7 days ago since i last jerked off

by Jonathan YT March 4, 2024

National grab ass day

August 27 don’t get offended

Yo tomorrow is national grab ass day ima try to find mikayla

by Dawg20 August 26, 2019

International Awesomeness Day

International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃

It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏

by Imsocool #lololol October 18, 2019

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .

It’s national give head day

by farres May 6, 2022

national baby daddy day

the national day to celebrate your baby daddy

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy

by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022

national send your girl nudes day

june 1st.

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.

by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021