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7 days

When someone hasn't fapped in 7 days. They have to announce it out loud
Guys it been 7 days ago since i last jerked off
by Jonathan YT March 4, 2024
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International Awesomeness Day

International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃
It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏
by Imsocool #lololol October 18, 2019
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Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
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National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .
by farres May 6, 2022
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national baby daddy day

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy
by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022
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national send your girl nudes day

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.
by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021
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