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dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
by Fart42069 July 24, 2021
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Dirty Jeff

The act of putting one's own finger into their own rectal cavity and rubbing whatever comes out under one's own nose
Howdy, you can just call me Dirty Jeff. Care for a sniff?
by Julio Juarez February 18, 2023
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dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.
I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.
by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018
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Dirty Karisma

She is a freaky girl who fucks boys and girls and makes them cum in a jar. She keeps it and gives it to homosexual couples who can’t have kids.
That new girl Samantha is a real dirty Karisma.
by Chino963369 November 22, 2021
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dirty shevi

A girl that is extremely kinky that enjoys the nastiest shit known to man. She may seem innocent at first but once you get to know her you’ll realize she’s a freak in the sheets.
by Josephina69 February 19, 2024
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Dirty Stephan

When you have sex with your partner while they have Covid (preferably with a 105°+ fever) resulting in a feeling similar to that of a lava lamp
Damn bro i hit my wife with a dirty stephan last night
by Lc214 July 30, 2024
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Dirty Isley

When some one with the last name jones have sex
Isley My girl Katy Jones just did a dirty Isley with me
by Toe jammy poo November 14, 2020
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