A turtle

Basically a lesbian but a reptile

I sexually identify as a turtle.

by JJmakesdumbstuff April 08, 2021

turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.

I'm doing the turtle spin.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 10, 2019

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

by Android-17-Bob February 19, 2018

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften January 01, 2021

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 25, 2022

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 14, 2022