I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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Heavy metal anarchy

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and anarchy rock. It has the sounds of heavy metal and the antigovernment lyrics of anarchy rock.
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chromatic metal

A material in the space exploration game No Man's Sky, and is refined from copper and can be bought from Galactric trade terminals or from other traders.
I need some chromatic metal to make this hyperdrive.

Do you have some spare chromatic metal because I need to make a generator.
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Just Metal

A genre of heavy music that is just so metal, its Just Metal.
"Dude,The Sword is like so... Just Metal!"
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skeleton metal

1. A subgenre of death/thrash metal. It's mostly defined by it's lyrics, which have something to do with skeletons.

2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).
1.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.

2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.
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Nike metals

The metal tag on air force 1s
1: Bro i just cleaned my nike metals
2: Yeah but who cares tho?
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