He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.
by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023
Get the Jakemug. An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
Get the Jake Westonmug. The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS
by Arian00 May 4, 2018
Get the Jakemug. 
showing divine interest in an individual and then flaking and pretending they don’t exist. like a one night stand but
with feelings.
with feelings.
i know he wouldn’t pull through. he’s jaking on me again.
yea i have no plans because he jaked on me.
yea i have no plans because he jaked on me.
by cliffordthebigreddoggo August 14, 2019
Get the Jakingmug. He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him
You’re the definition of Jake
by BananaRep! May 31, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by xxxspreme June 29, 2017
Get the jake daitchmug.