red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.

He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!

by redhotpinksocklongwalkshortdoc April 15, 2023

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

After a DNA test ,I found out it was a SOCK.

by MADBITCH333 July 14, 2019

sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

Sock

Acronym/ Some Other Cunts Kid

When dating a single mother; refers to any offspring she has from previous relationships

Sorry I can't play golf today, I've got to take the sock to his soccer game

by SteveCoastNZL September 10, 2016

Socks

A feet condom...

I WANT THE SOCKS THAT MY FRIEND HAS AHhhHHhHHH!

by SadBoisHours July 8, 2019

Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets

I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking

by Jezij January 5, 2019

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021