Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

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by animeisgood January 25, 2019

Sausage

A long thing in between a males legs that every girl likes the taste of, even if it isn’t long and wet.

Girl: Can I try out your sausage? Looks tasty. Boy: Sure thing, just watch out for the hair.

by Symbol_101 July 12, 2022

mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.

i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage

by dickery doch May 18, 2013

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025

tart and sausage

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

by myemm December 10, 2022

sausage stacking

the homosexual act of stacking one man's penis on another.

'' did you see that guy, he looked so gay.''
''yeah, i bet he engages in sausage stacking.''

by zanze September 20, 2012