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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
by CreeperAu February 9, 2021
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Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"
by AiryGoats March 28, 2024
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Sausage

A long glizzy that is like a cylinder or something like that idk don’t @ me anyways if you swallowe it whole don’t spit because SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS
Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!!
Imma skinny bitch but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta fat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta flat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Wake up in the morning gotta eat that
SAUSAGE!!
Imma red head but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Imma gay n**ga but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
by I’m part of Gen Z November 10, 2020
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sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.
I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo
by TheSemen August 30, 2016
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Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog
Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.
by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025
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Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.
Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.
by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024
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hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load
by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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