Guy: Half-Life 4 when?
Other guy: dawg... gaben cant count to 3... why do you think he can count to 4?
Other guy: dawg... gaben cant count to 3... why do you think he can count to 4?
by lil proot February 24, 2025

half-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024

A shot performed in the sport of hockey where you take a slap shot, but only winding up a small amount. Great for getting off a quick, hard shot from the slot.
That kid has a sick half slap. You don't even know when it's coming because his back swing is so subtle.
by SeeEss October 28, 2012

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
Half-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.
Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...
by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024
