human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

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The Human AimBot

The human AimBot is a man by the name of Adam Worster. He literally shits on kids in Fortnite. 360 headshots. He is the literal embodiment of AimBot

“Bro that dudes like the Human AimBot, He peed in her mouth from 30 yards away!”

by mroyal207 December 23, 2023

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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

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Demi-human

The definition varies between communities/fandoms, but generally a demi-human is considered to be a human sub-species with foreign physical features, heightened senses, special abilities, nonstandard colors and/or a nonstandard lifespan. They are mostly human in appearance and exhibit an intelligence similar or equal to humans.

Demi-human is a general term that includes fantastical species such as elves, giants, angels, dwarfs, merfolk, and even animal-related variants like wolf-, fox- or cat-folk (the list goes on).

There are countless shows, games and anime featuring demi-humans, a few examples would be Lord of the Rings (show), The Elder Scrolls (video game) and Goblin Slayer (anime).

Demi-humans are not equal to anthropomorphic animals despite some having animal features, and most furries agree that demi-humans are not part of their fandom.

Example:

Human traveler: This is the most diverse town I have seen so far... I have never seen more demi-humans in one place. And I see that you finally brought your dwarf friend with you.

Dwarf: He is a halfling, our species get confused a lot, but yes you can refer to us both as demi-humans.

by Heriava November 11, 2024

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Human Compass

A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.

How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it

by LucieM December 11, 2008

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Sub-Human

An individual so delusional they stop becoming human. This is an umbrella term for people who make decisions that are cruel or cause more harm to others out of their own selfishness. Often loaded with their own financial, or racial or cultural bias. Turning blind eyes to an obvious reality.

The verdict was made by a sub-human judge out of their own greed to put more money in their pocket.

by Aknownmouse September 8, 2025

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