shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
mugGet the shop goatmug.

Goats ‘n Goats

You fuck with me, I unleash my cringe on you and most likely will get in a fight with you just to get myself ultra fucked up
My YouTube channel is Goats ‘n Goats, you have to look it up with chanel(spelled like that) or it won’t come up
by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018
mugGet the Goats ‘n Goatsmug.
that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.
by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022
mugGet the that goat just ate my shitmug.

Goatness

Your pure goatness
by An onomatopoeia May 31, 2018
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The goat

Swag's mom is The goat
by omega0926 March 22, 2021
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Rusty Goat

An imitation of a goat that hasn't been used in a long time.
Selvis says he has a rusty goat.
by The ABM March 13, 2024
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The Goat

oh wow look at that cool kid he is the goat 🤤
by me not you obviously November 23, 2021
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