teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

by rawkaren October 9, 2013

Deviled egg with side burns

A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded

“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”

“I know sad right”

by Tyrone911 January 8, 2019

Let’s just crack an egg and be done with it

Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task

Q: Hey did you want to go out for breakfast?
A. Yes but let’s just crack an egg and be done with it.

by Sugarloaf Stickybuns April 2, 2020

Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives

Another way of saying "Exactly" because it usually sounds like "Eggzactly" or "Eggzact" or in this case "Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives".

My god, the snozberries do taste like snozberries... Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives!

by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 23, 2022

feel like egg cant lie

a phrase used to call out people who sound stupid, typically in roadman culture
another way of saying 'now you just look stupid'

2+2 doesn't equal 5, now you feel like egg cant lie

by K1srkls March 20, 2022

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny

When a woman is having her period

Did you hook up last night? No she was dropping more eggs then the Easter bunny

by 2themoon May 31, 2018

penis buck buck chicken egg

*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*

hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited

by buckbuckchickenegg16 November 9, 2020