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Dylan

Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.
Dylan is kinda cool.
by hottie1256 March 25, 2023
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Dylan Challenge

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk
I think me and my buddies are going to try the Dylan challenge!
by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024
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Dylan

Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
by 3_scaped November 20, 2021
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Dylan

Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect
by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is the person everyone hates for no reason

Especially people named Jazmin, Jaheir, Kevin, Julia.
Fuck Dylan I hate that guy

Nobody wants to hear about your name
by Dylan123654 September 30, 2020
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Dylan

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan
by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021
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dylan

A fuckboy with gay hair and small dick which he shoves up his moms and dogs ass
Wow,Dylan is a fucking douchebag he has dated everybody and his mom!
by iDubbbzTV ThaGoat January 7, 2018
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