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douche-off

A competition amongst douche bags to determine who is the biggest douche. Typically performed by those who would give others a rash of douche bump.
Here comes Billy and Daniel for the annual douche-off. I wonder who will win it this year. Will Billy retain his title as douche-off champion?
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Douche-tool

They are the ultimate bastard. The super hybrid of a Douche Bag and a tool. They go above and beyond the regular terms of tool and Douche.
Yo! Kyle! Why are you such a douche-tool?!?!?!?
by gaaaaabbbbbz is cool September 5, 2009
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Ranger Douche

A player that chooses to use dual Rangers(shotgun) in Modern Warfare 2, spending their time running around corners and completely blowing them away. Most Ranger Douches like to add insult to injury, spouting obscenities through a bluetooth device.
Denzel1293: Fucking shotguns, man.
Halleberrie: l o l, you totally suck
Denzel1293: I just got Ranger Douche'd.
by Tendou January 9, 2010
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Douche rod

When someone is so unbearable that they are being both a douche AND a rod at the same time.
"Man, Billy is such a douche. I can't believe he wouldn't let me go to his party!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"
by billy trinkets September 8, 2005
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Douche Bag

Any individual who makes other people feel absolutely terrible for fun. For example, someone who asks another person's mark just to tell them their own mark, which will be far higher.
"Hey _____, what did you get on that test? 54%? Cool, I got a 93% which is o.k. I guess." - A real douche bag.
by Braeden Joiner February 6, 2008
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douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.
That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.
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Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
by JKudo September 23, 2009
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