among us

THE GAME THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RUINING MY LIFE DAY BY DAY

1: hey dude u wanna play among us?
2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

by fartblaster600 June 15, 2022

Among us

Among us Is A Multiplayer Game Where Theres Multiple Dudes Cumming In Your Ass.

Its Feels Great
I Highly Recommend 10/10

Theres An Imposter Among Us

by rte5ye5u4w5k7ej4 June 16, 2022

Among us

Something that's as dead as my grandma.

Among us

by Balls Obama June 17, 2022

What is this to us?

When you are spending money on something that will have minimal financial impact on your net worth.

Hey Vic, what is this to us? *while ordering $10,000 in champagne at a club*

by Gokor Eshgian June 20, 2022

Used Eels

A used eel is any kind of eel used in any kind of way that must be discarded later

Mg: I shove eels in my ass
Lucifer: thats one way to use them
Mg: used eels

by Kyriptix June 21, 2022

Useful

What I thought being right would be but none of the information I'm being given is actionable in any capacity.

Hym "None of this is useful. I appreciate some of these claims being substantiated but none of this is useful until I can find the bastard that is responsible for this and put a bullet in his head. Going to have to tell my family to go fuck themselves as well because they care more about having leverage over me to get me to do what they want (i.e. waste my time being around them and "try hard"). They likely gain from this being done to me. So, they can eat shit and die. If they aren't going to give me my money now I'll just take it off their corpses later. I have time."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Reck*us

Noun: clownish fool

*can also be used for a act of hatred*

The mom's ex Reck*us threw a brick threw the window and hitting a bowl of freshly made cinnamon toast crunch causing the milk and cereal to spill all over the floor.

by AsianGuyy101 June 22, 2022