5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 5, 2022

23th of january

National go into isolation with your girlfriend day

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you

by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

January 15

For the ladies!! Its national wear a thong day and send it to your boyfriend/husband 😉

1. Guys prepare for january 15, your girl will flood you pics of her in a thong🙈
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋

by katrinapetrova4578 January 14, 2022

January 10

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021