Snapping turtle

Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.

Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that

Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well

by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021

turtle peepee

when you put just the tip in

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”

by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 2, 2021

turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021

Yellow Turtle

A Shea

Look at my favorite yellow turtle

by DexterGoated June 26, 2021

Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.

And i oop, SaVE tHe tUrtLES!
No really, save the turtles.

by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021

Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021

Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012