The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
 Get the Scoop and Sleepmug.
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
 Get the Sleep Herdingmug.
Get the Sleep Herdingmug. When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.
We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.
by Pocket39 March 29, 2017
 Get the sleeping the gapmug.
Get the sleeping the gapmug. by Squidsygirl March 13, 2011
 Get the sleeping cubiclemug.
Get the sleeping cubiclemug. - Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating
by ppapvocab December 31, 2016
 Get the sleep-cheatingmug.
Get the sleep-cheatingmug. if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.
P.S don't tell your kids
P.S don't tell your kids
Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
by ThankWrong April 16, 2019
 Get the is my fish sleepingmug.
Get the is my fish sleepingmug. 