rene (pro. mean w/ an r)

A scary, sexy, disgusting, ancient, fat, ginormous, terrifying, uncontrolled, crazy mofo. Is my mother, but is also not a female and kind of a man but not really. More of an animal than anything. Rene is deranged. She is a stripper. Her shift is from 8-8(pm-am) she is also a sex offender and child molester. She is a drug addict. She also is a doctor and a ranging alcoholic. The best way to describe rene is: velcro. She is.... nvm. When people stand up when she enters a room, she thinks it’s out of respect but it’s out of fear because she causes earthquakes with her strides. She is gay. Uncle.

Everyone run, rene (pro. mean w/ an r) is coming!

by pshshshsk May 6, 2020

c h a i r

chair but better

man 1:hey look dude a chair
me a epic man:no its a C H A I R dumbass

by shitball28 May 11, 2020

r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.

Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"

by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020

r/whatstherule

r/whatstherule is a subreddit where you guess the rule of the subreddit

"haha r/whatstherule players... welcome to the hint of rule 50. Dm Diggymon the missing letters and you shall recieve a hint (QcXg_______)"

by Themysteryruleman July 21, 2020

R

It's literally the letter R. Why did you look this up?

"Wow, I really don't understand why you looked up THE FREAKING LETTER R"

by A fucking dumbass July 30, 2020

Joshua R

Joshua R isn't so bad as he supports Liverpool FC. Also known as, "Champions of Europe" and "Champions of England" and "Champions of the World." He is still a simp and he cries on a regular basis

Person 1: What do you think about Joshua R?
Person 2: Josh Robb? Hes a bit of a simp but he likes Liverpool so its all g

by Tachanka is bae July 30, 2020

R-aubed

The term "r-aubed" refers to being ruthlessly stalked and bombarded with unwanted nudes, often by depraved, manipulative and flat out mentally deranged individuals that appear to be older than 30. When being forced into a corner, the common r-auber will often resort to making empty threats. These, however, always prove ineffective as raubers are known for their pathethic, less than average physique.

You got r-aubed son.

The nearly 40 year old man has r-aubed a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.

That sicko has r-aubed a plethora of innocent individuals, let's obliterate his kneecaps and beat his ugly mug beyond recognition!

by BananeBitch August 9, 2020