jordan

A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.

Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!

by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019

Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi

Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg

by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022

Jordan

A new type of a word used in social media which means *nigga* - only black people use to call there homies if a white person uses it they are in some deep shit, but thanks to the new word *Jordan* everyone can use the word!

Connor: What is up my jordan?

Terrell: What the fuck did you say

Connor: I can say it due to a new law on social media you fucking Jordan

by hotlineog April 3, 2021

addi and jordan

honestly addi and jordan are meant to be. addi loves jordan for his skater boy style, his fluffy black hair, tan skin and electric guitar. jordan likes addi for her cute style and her hair. he loves the way she laughs and her humor is unreal. she is always the life of the party and he loves that. she’s always making people laugh and he loves the vibe she brings. if your addi and he’s jordan or your jordan and she’s addi… plz kiss already. you guys meet at a dance and get each others snap. jordan texts you and asks to go to station. you say yea. he’s in ur bereal. you guys have so much fun together and he gets ur number. you text all the time and start hanging out a bunch. he asked you to be his gf and you say yes. you guys are together until high school and then he proposes. you guys get married and have the cutest kids. everyone is jealous of you

jordan: “ addi i think it’s time i make a move”
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.

by peyton paige February 2, 2023

Jordan

Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl

Look at that nibba jordan over there he’s an acorn
IKR

by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 9, 2018

Jordan

Sexy handsome perfect good smelling sweet kind dominant smart a literal genius creative girlfriend obsessed amazing good music taster gangster Toronto manz real badmanz good in bed protective strong

Omg jordan I love you so much

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020