Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020

Jews

We have a space lazer motherfuckers!!! Deal with it!!!!!!

We're Jews, we have a space lazer

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.

Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.

by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024

Jew Smiter

Adolf Hitler who smites millions of Jew because they did deserve to die in the gas chambers

That bitch Hitler was a Jew smiter

by I’m attracted to baby’s June 5, 2022

Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .

Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.

I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!

by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012