Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.

Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?

by anonymous May 12, 2025

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

MAJOR ASSHOLE

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B

The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE

by Duckface01 August 17, 2019

Asshole

1. A person (usually male) who engages in acts that put his feelings or rights above those of others. However, the degree of asshole this person is depends entirely on whether the person concerned realizes that he is an asshole or not.
2. A word typically used by females in attempt to make their male partner feel guilty about something he should not feel guilty about.

1. Moll: Tom and Dick are both assholes! Why'd you wanna fuck with Tom instead?

Nell: Cos Dick is an asshole and he knows it!
2. Why did you fuck her you asshole? Didn't you know that next week would be the first time we were ever gonna meet?

by NativeAlien March 8, 2020

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

Asshole

A human with the name jake/ thomas, a man who can’t spell there name, a male whore, they are not only stupid but a degenerate waste of space

“Thomas/Jakes is a asshole”
“What a whore”

by Angellaite March 29, 2020

Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.

"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"

by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023