You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.
Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.
by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.
"mark is being an angry bong"
"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"
"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"
by debidarlin May 28, 2019

Same concept as the Angry Dragon, instead of hitting the back of her head, slap her across the face to make her spit semen.
by FunkyMonk00 January 17, 2014

When you're having sex with a chick and she denys to to finish inside her without a condom, so you start slapping her with history books.
by gb101 December 14, 2012

When your playing mc and you go into a cave and end up coming out of the cave covers in wet moist slime jizz
by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

by MacheteMolly July 13, 2016
