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morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
by bextra December 15, 2020
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Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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Emma Woods

She is most likely married to someone named Jonas woods they both love each other and they would die for each other they have been married for 25 years and still married and Emma is a is a singer and Jonas is a NFL player
Jonas: good morning cutie

Emma Woods good morning baby I love you
by Parker the man March 15, 2022
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kay woods

Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.
I could really use a Kay woods rite about now!
by Luvno187 September 27, 2020
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c-wood local

the most annoying, corny, most blood boiling little kids you can imagine with some skateboards at carrollwood village park, also c-wood local can also be considered an insult.
oh i heard he’s a c-wood local, i know he dick rides yeat
by cwood hater 69 June 1, 2022
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Deaken Wood

DID you hear Deaken Wood Screaming over fortnite last night
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