Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".

"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"

by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022

Tree Licker

Canadian

Those tree lickers live in igloos

by Canadian Troll December 12, 2021

ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell

Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*

by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018

Budussy Tree

A nasty ass tree (callery pear tree) that smells like butt, dick, and pussy.

That budussy tree smells horrible

by Katielbowen April 22, 2022

december tree

December Tree is a metaphorical name that represents love and growth.

December, in this use, is a metaphorical word for love, being the month which many celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the embodiment of love.

Tree is the symbol for growth, strength, and unity.

When you combine these two ideas, you have a group of people who are dedicated to love, who grow together, are unified, and strengthened through love.

They are a December Tree.

by Kingoair June 10, 2016

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018