Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.

Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.

by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018

Summercamp Burn

The sunburn you receive after the first day of Hillsong Summercamp after forgetting to apply sunscreen at all or to certain areas.

"Dude your face is peeling"
"Yeah, It's my Summercamp Burn"

by The Lighting Guy December 13, 2016

fat burn

its a very tightly and heavily packed cigarette

set me a fat burn
k blud do u need a spark
nah g just the fat burn

by PickleRickwubba April 10, 2019

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Linkin Burns

A human being that is in liking of MMA towards children as well as assault charges

OMG! you just suplex that kid, you must be Linkin Burns

by TheBentLog March 4, 2025

Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock

Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

beide burning

Where you just got married but you need to light the pussy up with lots of lube and candles fell and it caught on fire and she liked it

Hunter just beide burning me hard

by Swoyerman423 July 13, 2016