Sleep

Something for loosers
You do not need to know what it is

Parents:*insert name*, it's time to sleep
You:Sleep? What's that?

by ALi♠️ June 28, 2022

you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.

I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏

by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "

I only sleeped for three hours last night!

by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018