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Sam

sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"
"hahaha sam is so funny"
by basictrash January 30, 2018
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best person in the world! hes literally so amazing! i love them. so pretty!!
"sam is pretty!"
by antlegreat January 11, 2022
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Someone who hates other people's opinions and has to have the last word.
"Gosh, Sam sure is being a dickhead to this guy named Ansel."
by A_RelativelyCoolGuy July 7, 2016
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Okay so Sam is a sweet nice guy, who likes to tease people,will do anything to make people laugh, and you will totally enjoy being with him he is also really strong and can go pass by any danger.
*is that sam walking by? we got to be his friend
by Scartlet February 26, 2019
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Sam is A FUCKING BITCH. He is savage AND GOES TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH ALL THE LADIES HE WILL HAVE A 5 feet long dick
Sam is a Fucking Bitch
by Hobknocker6374 October 21, 2019
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Sam loves ham.
by I'm Rick James, bitch 69 February 4, 2021
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Sam is a sweet angel who unfortunately beats himself up more than he probably should. Sam is a loyal friend and will be there whenever you need him. He doesn't think very highly of himself but all the girls are swooning over him. He's cute even though he won't admit it. He has the coolest eyes and he's surprisingly buff. He's so funny and he's naturally a light-hearted, joking person. Sam might seem silly and goofy on the surface, but when you get to know him he's the sweetest soul and he genuinely cares. He makes you feel like you matter and if you're lucky, he looks at you like you're his world. There's no one quite like Sam, and if you're lucky enough to be his best friend, he's just an angel. He has a lot of secrets and he doesn't talk about his life, and he's a little more broken than he lets on. But if you let him in, he opens up and if you confide in him, he might just trust you back. Even at his most vulnerable moments, he looks out for others and cares about them. If you need a dependable friend, Sam's your man... (:
1: Who's that?!?
2: He be mighty fiiine
3: Silly goose that's Sam...and chill he's taken
1: Ofc he is all the good ones are
2: He's still hot
3: There's more to him than looks...
by twocoolwaffles March 22, 2022
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