rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 07, 2022

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Rusty white people

White people in the " Rust Belt " that voted for Trump

Those rusty white people got Trump elected

by TrumpingTrump November 29, 2016

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Rusty Rail

The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.

She was really good in the sack but left me a Rusty Rail.

by Wr3nch82 July 01, 2019

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rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 29, 2020

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Rusty gillespie

A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.

Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.

Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it

by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022

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