Russian Deadline

The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.

Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.

Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.

"Thomas said people would start showing up around 4, but that seems to be a Russian Deadline."

by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024

Russian Attack Helicopter

A Russian Attack helicopter is a gender

Damn bro, ur gender is a russian attack helicopter!? nahhhhh :skull:

by Russian Attack Helicopter August 26, 2024

Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League

You say this when you are on Cocaine.

Well, Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League!

by Ibahim December 13, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024

Russian rumper

When two men have very loud and aggressive anal sex.

“We all heard Vlad and dmitri at the party last night, lots of Russian rumpering happening”

by ISHAMELESSĶILL-_-I July 5, 2025