Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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russian coin purse

A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.
Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.
by RedsQueeny October 06, 2022
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Russian beyblade

When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade
I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me
by Floatson November 20, 2020
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Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.
by DylanKelleher69420 March 09, 2021
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Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context
"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."
by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022
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Russian DrumBlow

When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj
Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"
by B.Katzroy April 28, 2015
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Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia
A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?
by Lord_Shmebulock May 17, 2018
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