Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

Marinara Pizza

When hoe don't have the proper gear to make a suitable pizza so you as her to supplement with period blood YUM!

Marinara pizza: when little ceasers dick aint cuttin it, and you want some supplements. Hey, dick can you make me a marinera pizza?

Hims; yeah but you cool with period blood, it's iron enriched?
Dick:eww yuck gross

Hims: your lose, shows what you know about real porn

by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016

Pizza party

When a group of girls get horn dog all at the same time while hanging out, and decide to turn all lights off and pet the kitty all in the same room. A practice mostly done with very close best friends.

“I’m horny. Wanna have a pizza party?”

by Paris_hilton April 4, 2023

Boneless Pizza

LEMME GET UHHHHH BONELESS PIZZA WIT A 2L COKE. FUCK KINDA PIZZA? AND 2L MACHINE BROKE, WE GOT A 1 L DOE...FUCK YOU MEAN B...IGHT LOOK GIVE ME A PIZZA FRESH NO VEGETABLES AND REMEMBER...BONELESS. HOW CAN PIZZA BE BONELESS? BRUH JUST DON'T PUT THEM SHITS IN MY PIZZA! JUST TELL ME HOW THE FUCK PIZZA CAN BE BONELESS. SO YOU GOT BONES IN YA SHIT THEN. nah. SO WHATS THE PROBLEM??? DICKHEAD!!!

Can i get uhhhh....BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2l coke?

by Oliad July 19, 2017

Pizza pockets

It's / I'm all good

Hey bro you ok

Yeah bro I'm pizza pockets

by Suspicious yam February 25, 2025

Space Pizza

Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.

Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life

by pastitute March 28, 2014