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Lesbian

a woman/nb who is atractted to women. no, we cant have a threesome with u, no, u cant turn us straight, w e . d o n t . l i k e . p p .
chad: omg look how hot that girl is, wait is she kissing a girl?
lesliey: yea shes a lesbian she like women not guys.
chad i bet i could turn her straight.
lesliey: N O C H A D N O U C A N T
by urlocallesbian<3 June 30, 2022
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Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
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budget lesbian

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7
Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025
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lesbian plague

Dude, what happened to them? They were so cute together?

Their relationship fell to the lesbian plague
by Maddygray03 August 5, 2022
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Duracell Lesbian

A lesbian who is fed up with dating and prefers the ease of using her sex toys to get her rocks off!
Jane was sick and tired of dating narcissists. Instead she found solice via her rampant rabbit.

Jane is happy to be a Duracell Lesbian.
by Calamity Kate September 18, 2023
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lesbian

When a woman successfully performs with requisite skill any activity that men often consider beyond the capability of women.
Example: Larry said, "Oh Karen, that parking space is way too small for you to get into." But Karen lesbianed her way in easily.
by Hypatia Alexandria February 11, 2019
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Lesbian

A lesbian is a non-man who loves other non-men romantically and/or sexually
1: "Hey what does it mean when two women love eachother?"

2: "That's lesbian! But it's not just women, it's non-men to be exact"

1: "Oh thanks for telling me!"
by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021
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