by Bbydonthurtme September 14, 2021
To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
by MilestoneInc February 01, 2022
Jay is a kind and handsome man. May i add, MY handsome man.
Jay always makes people feel better, even if he isn't doing so well himself. Even when life is being a dick, he always tries to be nice and caring.
I love him so much.
Jay always makes people feel better, even if he isn't doing so well himself. Even when life is being a dick, he always tries to be nice and caring.
I love him so much.
by Aasta:) November 21, 2021
by sxwedcrfvtgbynhujminuhybgtvfrc June 12, 2017
Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 14, 2017
Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
by Banana ABBA March 12, 2020
DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023