Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022

Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight

“Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”

by briannnnj November 17, 2022

urban horse

A guniea pig that is within city limits.

Joan owns two urban horses.

by D3boyz September 25, 2023

pulling the horse

to pull your dick like your pulling a rope

he was pulling the horse and let go, so the white horse went for miles

by Green Lamb October 16, 2008

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

Horse

It has 4 legs and breathes

Yo is that a horse?

by Tynum February 2, 2021