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Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022
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ethan

likes men, never touches grass and never gets women. only grinds sweaty games.
ew, ethan is there. let’s stay away from him
by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021
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Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me
by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022
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Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!
by Ethans lover May 19, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is the best person you will ever meet, he is kind sensitive, emotional and loving. He is the best boyfriend anyone could have and he has a sweet handsome face with aqua green eyes. He is loyal and you should always give him a second chance. He is stunning and beautiful
Ethan is amazing, ngl.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Ethan

A word used to describe someone who is awful at something
How did you not save that you absolute Ethan
by Jemall October 25, 2020
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Ethan venn

Ethan venn says I love u little do u know he’s lying
by Kdkfkf May 8, 2019
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