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Get the Ethan burg mug.Ethans are strange but very kind people and they will all ways be at your side till death. They are handsome and very trust worthy but when they get angry or annoyed they tend to be a bit physical. Now, you don't have to worry about feeding them they eat pretty much everything. Also just to mention if your a girl you should send they right your way because they are very charming, funny and smart and make sure not to lose them because they are one in a million type of a person.
by Simba_Cat247 July 9, 2021
Get the Ethan mug.on of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet if you don’t know him he may come off as mean sometimes but that’s because he speaks everything on his mind, if he has something to say to someone or about someone he’ll say it right to their face. he has the best humor to ever exist, he’s REALLY fine and handsome but won’t agree to it. his smile can light up a room, he has the prettiest eyes that are so easy to get lost in. he hates wearing jeans but has an amazing style, his sweats, t-shirts, and his shoe game. he’s the BEST boyfriend ever, he cares A LOT about you if he trusts you, it’s not hard to gain an ethan’s trust you just have to be the right person with the right attitude. once you get to know him he is one of the most kindhearted, selfless people you’ll ever meet. and once you get an ethan be careful because if you mess it up you’ll loose his trust and he’ll completely cut you off, it’s EXTREMELY hard to gain his trust back. but if it’s something small he’ll usually forgive you. he is EXTREMELY loyal and won’t date a girl he know will cheat, if your feeling insecure about something go talk to an ethan because he’s not afraid to tell you that your the most beautiful girl in the world, when you ask what he likes about you he’ll say everything. he will change your life in some shape or form, so when you get an ethan make sure you hold on to him because if you lose him you’re gonna miss him more than anything and will wanna do anything to get him back.
i love you ethan<3 p.s. he’s also a REALLY good kisser and doesn’t think he has a big d but we all know deep down he does.
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh that’s ethan
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh that’s ethan
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