The worst Fortnite player. Dies instantly off spawns, gets no elimations every match, and overall shitty builder. Makes “your mom” jokes every single second. Sexually attracted to boys.
by mobilizedbanana June 23, 2019
Get the Dylan Yumug. Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022
Get the Marlene and dylanmug. Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.
I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.
by Bakingbrat1234 January 18, 2022
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