Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023

to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man December 12, 2007

biscuit

Lame person or someone who gets no p*ussy

that n*gga alexis is a biscuit

by 0bsesslon February 9, 2022

Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022

Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.

Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022

biscuit lipper

Person with big lips. Especially of African heritage. Nigger. Black person.

That biscuit lipper really wanted to steal that watermelon but we were watching him to closely.

by Wireman of Gig Harbor August 5, 2021

pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.

I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

by BPositive March 6, 2020