This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him
Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022

A player but my best friend. I loved you so much and you just didn’t care, no matter what I will always love you though and I could tell you anything. I miss you so much! Your brown fluffy hair and brown eyes, your smile was my favorite:) I love that ur athletic and you know how to make me happy. I miss are late night calls and texting each other all night! I miss you so much and nothing will compare to my love and compassion for you. I love you Andrew. Andrew is the sweetest and funniest guy. Very short and definitely shorter than me he knows how to cheer you up. It’s always fun to have an Andrew in your life
by Lilaubseyyy June 9, 2022

by CoolotakuB) June 15, 2024

A guy with a broken penis, coated with cheese, so much so that it leaks out and produces a horrible smell.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023

by MrCockAnBalls February 24, 2021

by Noamananan November 14, 2021
