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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.
by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021
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Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70
Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia
by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021
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Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom
“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”
by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024
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Tom

The type of guy to take a selfie in an elevator
Tom what floor you going to
by BobbyL1te February 20, 2019
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Tom-foolery

The behavior of a "Black" person who is excessively deferential to white people or complicit in white oppression, often for personal gain or social acceptance.
"Attending Trump’s second inauguration wasn’t just a bad look—it was straight-up Tom-foolery."

or

"Dating preferences are personal, but when someone exclusively dates white partners while disparaging Black women, that starts to look like Tom-foolery."

or

"There’s a difference between making a living in adult entertainment and actively feeding into racist tropes. Performing under a name like ‘Mandingo’ or engaging in race-play content that glorifies slavery-era fantasies? That’s not just exploitation—that’s Tom-foolery."
by Shit-Talker February 12, 2025
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Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.
Toms River has a big population.
by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023
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Tom Ringh

I saw a Tom Ringh yestarday
by GenericBlyatman April 1, 2019
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