sam bradlee

sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR

im fuckib in love with sam bradlee woof

by skappzy November 13, 2020

Sam

Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.

Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'

by No1HiccupBurp January 8, 2025

sam

THE BEST PERSON EVAAA

sam is the best person EVAAAA

by genna geev October 21, 2019

Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.

“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”

by aowjehd September 1, 2022

Sam And Colby

Funny and interesting humans who are friends with a guy who is related to an axe murderer. They took that friend to the Villisca Axe Murder House. Very good youtubers and the content is amazing. They made me believe in the paranormal. I also get to creep out my family by standing in corners and saying the names of demonic places they've been. Also, Colby gay.

Sam and Colby are the coolest and kinda cute

by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022

Sam

Will run a train on your girl with the boys. Will do anything for some head.

Bro it’s obvious she cheated on me with Sam

by FlightTeamStandUP April 19, 2020

Sam

A really chill dude with a Jew-fro. He has his shortcummings and at times a lack of morality, but overall is a pretty fun person to hang out with.

Bro, I wanna feel you inside me; you’re such a sam

by Flammingidiot December 10, 2017