Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Gf: Hey babe. Since it's your birthday, do you want to try anal?
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great

by Breakfastboy27 October 15, 2020

sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

sloppy dallas

When a chick packs a mouthful of dip and proceeds to give oral sex. The penis afterwards is covered with dip. Thus, a sloppy dallas.

"Hey stepbro? Can I give you a sloppy dallas?"
"Sure, make sure it's Copenhagen though."

by TheMainMan4211 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Simply a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

"Hey! Could you give me a Sloppy Dallas?"

"Sure! I'll get the dip!"

by DonnerToast October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

When you're getting your shaft blown with the other persons mouth full of Copenhagen dip

My sister totally got me rock hard with that sloppy dallas

by Soup'sSoulmate October 18, 2020

platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022