purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Purple microphone

Penis

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"

by Purpmic December 27, 2019

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

Purple coke

Thanos coke

Stop doing purple coke

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019

Purple

A drink that has cough syrup in it. Mixed with grape juice, grape koolaid, or grape jolly ranchers.

I’m Sipping on that purple.

by Wimmie September 12, 2019

Purple

Girls are pink, boys are blue. Blue + Pink=Purple

Don't do purple at the sleepover!

by Fir3Nva September 18, 2019