pull a messi

Pulling a Messi: Just as his best dribbles on the pitch ... "pulling a Messi" refers to throwing a monumental tantrum and state that you'll never play again with the "national team or your club" after a big failure; and then after a little while, just to go back, with the tail between the legs, head down and stating that you were not serious and you will play again... "

"To pull a messi"
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."

by WordAsh September 4, 2020

Pulling Peas

After fucking someone in the ass, if your cock is covered in Pea husks, peanut bits, or corn kernels, you are "Pulling peas!"

"Yo Annie, douche that ass! I don't want to be pulling peas!"

by danns March 31, 2015

Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019

Pulling a Jiren

When everyone think you are extremely powerful already but you have hidden potential.

I was having sex with this chick and I decided to go up the game and she said I was pulling a Jiren on her.

by Fluffy313 May 12, 2018

pulling a brexit

to self sabotage, to inflict damage to your self for no good or apparent reason, to be worse of than before after performing an action

He had it all going for him and then just pulled a brexit.

That is as stupid as pulling a brexit

by Mr Bomastic November 29, 2018

Pulling a mycroft

When you forget to turn off the stove, when making tea, after a number of hours, your water has evaporated, and your pot is seared; consequently also, when you forget to turn the stove on and you wonder, after a lengthy period, why the water isn't the least bit hot. *Can be used in reference to any kitchen dealings.

"Jenny, the water evaporated, you pulled a Mycroft again!" - "Silly water won't boil if I pull a Mycroft."

Pulling a Mycroft/When failing as a human in the kitchen.

by Zombiebile December 1, 2014

Pulled a Bob

The ultimate fuck up. Doing something you can't take back.

"I can't believe Sue just pulled a Bob and copied the entire company on that email saying our boss is stealing"

by Hypothesizing Liquedity May 23, 2017