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Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
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Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters
Dame Kyle killed another wall
by Dope mansss June 30, 2019
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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
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kyle kewley

is sometimes moody but a really nice person and considerate loves to have a laugh but can have his man periods
kyle kewley is so fun and i would love to go the fair again
by BigHarry123 March 14, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is the boy I'm in love with and I think he is so funny and I love his long brown hair and his collectable things and he is such a little goober and he probably thinks we are just friends and I get that and I have such a huge crush on him and he is literally so nice and so amazing and omg why am I even doing this I think his voice is so nice and he is a little ducking nerd and I find that adorable I find everything about him adorable but he probably doesn't even think of me like that and I don't even know what I'm doing and he probably has a girlfriend and I'm probably and crazy and I have a boyfriend but Im in love with Kyle
Kyle why are you so perfect
by Kittys:) January 18, 2025
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Kyle

A person that likes soccer and kicks hard, he loves to be with his friend adrien and he is "best friends with adrien" ;)
by TheThiccArle November 4, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
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